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Yes, I am, you illiterate fuck. Thank you for making my dot yellow, though.

So, as part of my procrastination, I came up with this gem (update: dereactivated; my ego doesn’t boost itself).

I found myself heavily influenced by delicioustacos and an earnest refusal to give a fuck when writing the profile. It makes me come across as a self-absorbed, narcissistic dick who is inappropriately preoccupied with sex and things relating to sex. And yet, I’ve had great success with it.

The only thing is: I don’t actually live in Boston. The ego boost and validation is huge, though.


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